thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New
Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . .
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250
BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it
A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New
Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get
B. Or, if you
have one of the 188,251 homes in New
Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.
C. Or, if you are a family of
four, your family gets $2,066,012.
D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators
Tax his land,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
T ax his shirts,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
tries to think.
Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax him good and let him know That after taxes, he has no dough. If he
hollers,Tax him more,Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin,
Tax the sod in which he lays. Put these words upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom!'
And when he's gone, We won't relax, We'll still
be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
CDL License Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of
tax), IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Marriage License Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most
prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest
middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? Can you spell 'politicians?' And I still
have to 'press 1' for English.
I hope this goes
around THE USA at least 100 times
What the heck