I like the way it is assumed they're all tax evaders
"The Internal Revenue Service is staging a massive poker game. It has invited 52,000 UBS AG account holders to the table.
"Now that the U.S. and Swiss governments have resolved a longstanding dispute about disclosing the identities of secret Swiss bank accounts, the holders face an acute dilemma: Do they confess their tax-evasion sins and possibly give up a large portion of their offshore accounts? Or do they stay quiet, hoping to avoid detection, but risk far greater penalties or even criminal prosecution if exposed to authorities?"
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