----- Original Message -----
Sent: Monday, December 08, 2008 11:19 AM
Subject: Do You Have A Gun?
Sent from a smart friend....
Yes It Is Loaded!
The purpose of
fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense.
(waiting for attack)
The sword is more important than the shield, and
skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill with his sidearm.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics
3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas
The reporter recognized the Colt Model
1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him
do you carry a 45?'
Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'
6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on
'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?'
'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle or a shotgun.'
7. Beware the man who only
has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
But wait, there's
I was once asked by
a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did.
She said 'Well I
certainly hope it isn't loaded!'
To which I said, of course it
is loaded, can't work without bullets!'
She then asked, 'Are you that afraid
of someone evil coming into your house?'
My reply was, 'No not at all.
I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers
around, and they are all loaded too.'
To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is
like having a car in the garage without gas in the
I'm a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment! If you are too,
HAVE A NICE DAY, But don't Monkey with Me